Oz Warren

What is happening to us? I thought we were supposed to be reducing the mad, bad extremes of health and safety intervention. This is a Christmas card for Pete's sake. Do we honestly need to be protected from it? I should add that this was not a musical card or anything sophisticated, it simply had a separate, elevated figure glued to the front.

Personally, I think that if you're going to label things as not being a toy and unsuitable for children, you should start with pineapples. They're deadly. Have you ever tried picking one up in the supermarket?